ROLLER DERBY!!!!!

I checked out a roller derby tape called Roller Derby's Greatest Highlights, and all I have to say is that if you find anything on roller derby that explains THE RULES of roller derby... YOU DON"T GET RID OF TAPES THAT HAVE RULES OF ROLLER DERBY ON THEM!!

Hell, IF I lived in (or used to live in) the St. Louis area, I'd being saying the same thing with Corkball.