Friday, August 11, 2006

Ladies and Gentlemen... BLACK FORCE! Or is it BLACK FORCE 2?

...well actually, none of the above. It's BROTHER ON THE RUN!

Here at The Tape Hunters, we've introduced you to much of the spectrum of VHS ephemera... from box lots to exercise videos; from dated propaganda to bad kiddie flicks. Well, the tape of which I speak is an artifact of "VHS as Snake Oil Sales". In other words, what's on the cover isn't necessarily what's in the box.

Down the street from me, there is a store that is blowing out their VHS tapes for 50 cents to a buck each, and for the past few months I've been systemically cleaning them out. (And judging from how their stock has depleted from six shelves to one, I guess I'm not the only one.) This is actually a strange place, because in addition to their DVD rentals, they also sell really loud table ornaments, and... water purification systems?!? (talk about multi-market specialization)

ANYway, this interesting title called BLACK FORCE caught my eye a couple of weeks ago. (I'd love to show you the box art, but the tape was without a box.) The sticker on the cassette read BLACK FORCE, and had a 1990 copyright date. And since I looked the title up on the IMDB, I was led to believe it was an obscure blaxploitation film from 1975. (...and copyright dates on VHS stickers are about as accurate as a Florida ballot) And since I am interested in obscure blaxploitation films, I sauntered back there last weekend to pick it up.

Civic Holiday Monday I pop it in the VCR, and there is a cheap Chryon title at the head of the movie called "BLACK FORCE 2!" "Oh, boy..." I mutter to myself. Terry Carter from BATTLESTAR GALACTICA is walking down the street, looking like he did in the 1970's, so right away I'm wondering "how new are they pretending this film to be?"

Then the credits start rolling, and the actual title BROTHER ON THE RUN is still intact! They were passing this flick off as a sequel to an original that was made two years later!! Well sometimes, surprises like this work out wonderfully, as BROTHER ON THE RUN was a flick I actually was more curious to see... (especially since IMDB always recommends it as a pick for "If you like this title, we also recommend....") That said, it's an agreeable little time-killer by Herbert "schlock" Strock (he who gave us THE CRAWLING HAND and other delights), and of course the music is BOSS!

Ah, the cultural wonders of a 50 cent purchase....

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

We found Booty!

A Tape Hunter's Booty
Arr! Talk to ye Next year.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

WTF is going on!?

Prior commitments, transportation difficulties, and sudden relocations have hinder our review time for "misfit" videos and the like...

Don't worry, a review of some video will grace this site before the end of next month.

Really.

Monday, July 25, 2005

Ontario Service Safety Alliance... good with safety, bad with product waste

A few years back, The Ontario Service Safety Alliance put out a "Health and Safety Basic Certification Training Program" out of VHS. The content of the video series isn't a problem, I knew that the stock footage from the first video would be throughout the rest of video series, but they used five tapes for a ninety-four minute program. I don't know about you, but putting the five modules on to one VHS tape, or now one DVD, would be safer on the OSSA bank accounts than five tapes.

Friday, June 03, 2005

ROLLER DERBY!!!!!

I checked out a roller derby tape called Roller Derby's Greatest Highlights, and all I have to say is that if you find anything on roller derby that explains THE RULES of roller derby... YOU DON"T GET RID OF TAPES THAT HAVE RULES OF ROLLER DERBY ON THEM!!

Hell, IF I lived in (or used to live in) the St. Louis area, I'd being saying the same thing with Corkball.

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Title: Desert Storm: The Gun Camera Footage
Found: Sarnia, Value Village, first weekend of April

I am amazed that I didn't throw up during the bombing sequence.
I am amazed that I didn't turn off the VCR during the flying sequence.
I am amazed that the heavy breathing totally worked with all the footage.

I think I can watch paint dry now.

Thursday, April 07, 2005

I also want to remind people again that we will not touch sport blooper tapes with a ten foot pole. Sport blooper tapes are ideal for filling time for a crappy television station on a late Sunday night or an early Monday morning. However, we will touch sport motivation videos, and a review of Baseball and the Right Attitude will be up on this site in a few days.